question is :rewrite the story completely in layman's terms orplain English so that someone without a medical or sciencebackground would be able to understand.
Your translation must be clear and easy to understand.
Part 1 – Jackand Jill
Two individuals, onewith a significant amount of testosterone and onewith a large amount of estrogen went for a walktogether up a hill. The male had genitalia thatenabled the passing of semen and urine through theurethra. Urethritis was not aproblem as of late for this gentleman.
The female had beensuffering from dysmenorrhea for so many years thatit was feared that endometriosis might be theculprit. Also, here had been periods of oophoritis,mastitis, menometrorrhagia and PID. Theirgoal was to have a baby together but the odds seemed stackedagainst them.
The male was only ableto take short walks due to hematuria, prostatitis andbenign prostatic hyperplasia and was experiencing times ofanuria and yet at other times he experiencedincreasing the frequency and urgency of urination. This friend hadrecently undergone an orchiectomy. Having babiesseemed impossible now.
The two friends often talked about personal matters and commontopics included impotence & erectiledysfunction, fibrocystic change in the breast, mastalgia,cervicitis and toxic shock syndrome.
As the male wasfetching the pale of water at the top of the hill he fell down andbroke his crown. This was due to a syncopalepisode. He rolled down and suffered a cranialcontusion. The female came tumbling after and yet managedto come to the rescue and call 911. Next time they have decided tooutsource this job. They eventually adopted a child and all waswell.
Part2 – The Old Lady Who Lived in aShoe
An elderly female who strangely ovulatedfrequently, underwent gestation on a regular basissubsequent to numerous fertilizations. Sheproduced many zygotes in her day. Many babiesabounded.
She lactated as much as she could with herhigh prolactin level but it was insufficient tofeed her family thus she had to bottle feed many of her children.She had never experienced eclampsia, pre-eclampsia,placenta previa, abruptio placenta, salpingocyesis or breechpresentation. She never required in vitrofertilization. The births always went quitesmoothly.
She did receive excellent prenatal care all alongincluding amniocentesis procedures, andchorionic villus samplings. All her babies wereborn healthy and happy.
She had required ahysteroscopy, and a salpingogramand her ovaries which were due for a bilateraloophorectomy. She thought that maybe she had enough babiesnow and it was time to retire and look for a new shoe down in sunnyFlorida.
PART 3 - The Renal SubJourney
Smaller subs had taken similar voyages in years prior and they hadbeen equipped with diuretics, which carried themsmoothly through the renalsystem. This patient was known for hishydronephrosis and after an intravenouspyelogram was performed the way was cleared for the sub totravel to see what was the problem. This patient initiallyexperienced oliguria which made it hard for thesub to pass through but finally enuresis wasachieved! The team noted the presence of renalcalculi, but the team had to be cautious that the patientwas not undergoing a concurrent lithotripsy, whichwould crack the hull of the sub. The kidney was mildly irritated bythe sub’s journey thus experiencing prerenalazotemia and pyelonephritis butthankfully no nephrosclerosis resulted.
Other good findings for the patient with the urinary sub includedno ureterostenosis or interstitial cystitis so acystoscopy was not recommended.There were rumors of nocturia and alas, everythingwas free flowing at midnight. The light at the end of the tunnelwas seen again and happily there were no urethralstrictures slowing this exit down. This mission yieldedmuch valuable information for this patient and the team and itsmission was heralded as a grand success!
